Port?

What the hell is Port? Is that something you get out of the water at the port?

Port

Port is a rich, sweet, full-bodied wine. Originated in Portugal. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port_wine BTW, the editor should remove these two posts. You should try to keep the content intelligent, and look things up first before asking.

Dumb Content
By Ann

For those who don't drink wine wouldn't know this fact. Looking up Port will give you water and boats. lol. Relax, this is a drinking website...you should be drunk by now, not stuck up.

I like Ann
By Casey

Very well said Ann, I'll drink to that

Jack Sparrow

Well being a pirate and all... I enjoy the taste of anything with rum in it. On my boat, rum is allways gone so to find delectable treats like these really brighten by scurvey filled days. I am calling all ladies to join me on my trip to the end of the world. Bring rum and you get in free.

Tickles my Tummy
By Elyse

This drink is absolutely stunning. The fizz sensation tickles every nook and cranny in my body, especially after a sip of ginger ale and a delicate, warm crepe. This shall be my wake up drink every Saturday; after an all nighter of partying and bar hopping at my favorite lesbian pub in DC, called The Flapping Lips. My ladies love this drink too. Oooo this makes me wanna La La.

GAYS LOVE IT TO
By BRIAN

my tall and stunning bod of hidious proportions can't handle this drink but when we go pick up chicks at the lesbo bar we love to eat it and drink it. call me at 1-800-lesbo-fan.

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