Purple Jesus Hunch Punch

Purple Jesus makes a great hunch punch for your next party. Easy to make in large quantities.

The Original Purple Jesus
By Matt Schroeder

The Purple Jesus that I'm familiar with is just an oz of any grain alcohol mixed with at least 5 oz of concord grape juice. Tastes terrible, but its a classic. The joke is that when you vomit it all up, you say "oh jesus!" at the wonderful purple mess you have just made.(Well, thats according to my uncle.) Anyway, I have fond memories of this drink, because it was my first ever. I didn't throw up, but I did nearly go blind. Have Fun Kids!

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